Redneck Ring Tones? Those were words that I never expected to see in the same phrase, but then again this is the 21st century right? Even Bobby-Joe needs to communicate with Peggy-Sue about the Spring Formal to make sure he wears the shirt with the least stains and see if she is wearing the strapless dress with or without her bra.
Okay, all redneck jokes aside (for now), what qualifies as a Redneck Ring Tone? I figured I would check this matter out with the experts online. From what I can basically tell, this website deals in a wide range of animal noises that you can download to your cell phone to basically scare the heck out of whoever is riding shotgun with you go through the McDonald’s drive thru or while sitting on the tailgate waiting for it to get dark so you can go cow tipping. Animal ringtones range from wolves to turkeys, bears to geese and will break the bank (or coffee tin on top of the fridge) at each specimen. What would really make these cell phone ringtones worth while would be if they came with the option of purchasing a furry cell phone cover to complete the motif.
If animals just aren’t your jug of moonshine, you could download some Jeff Foxworthy voice ringers from this great site. I don’t know what would be scarier coming from a cell phone – an aggressive bobcat or Foxworthy declaring that you should say no to spandex. It is a relief that you can get a Xmas “You Might Be a Redneck” for the holiday season. This little treat will ensure that you are prepared for the holiday and pleasantly amused as your cousin calls to thank you for the mini gun rack for her gun rack.
I am just waiting (although I can’t tell if it in anticipation or fear) for someone to make a play on words and create a ring tone that actually turns people’s necks red, but I guess I’ll have to wait until the mobile companies perfect the art of implanting mobile technology directly into our heads – Bluetooth is just the first step! Think of the possibility of ring tones if the tones have ability to alter the chemistry of the brain because they are part of the brain? They’ll have to fix that whole “cell phones cause brain cancer” problem/stigma first though, won’t they?
